420 chat line fiend

Fine! I’ll admit it -- I’m a chat-aholic -- that’s right -- a personals junky, a flip flappin’ 420 chat lines fiend. I wake up and breathe air into my lungs just so I can come online to meet people, swear to god. I chat when the sun comes up, the sun goes down. I chat when I sleep. I chat when I eat. I chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, and more chat. There isn’t a cybercafé I haven’t loved. Not a single avatar I haven’t used and abused one time or another. I got no problems meetin’ females anytime, anyplace, believe that, but there’s somethin’ ‘bout meeting people in chat rooms. You can be yourself, wit’out nobody passin’ judgment. Your imagination runs wild. In your own mind the girly typin’ to ya can only be the hottest fox in the universe and she wants you. She wants ya bad. You’re her knight in shinning armor, coming ta type her away. You’re inta her. It’s intimate. It’s discrete. It’s magic!
I’m a good looking dude who pretty much chases tail 24/7. Also, I get plenty of juicy sex, believe that, but that don’t stop me from craving chicks. I can’t get enough of the horn dogs. Don’t blame me for being a man, it’s in my genes. That’s why I go online to the dating chats where it’s happenin’ and there’s plenty of fish. You wanna cyber with swank 420girls, sexy 420guys, shoot; everyone knows you have to go to the best 420 club – poppin’, that’s a plug; thank me for it later, ha-ha. A big negative ‘bout here, though, you can’t get the xxx personals, but that’s ‘ight. I got-a rate your site a “B” for it. I get the sex personals at another personals spot, anyway; sorry, can’t reveal my sources, encase you’re wondering. Another thing (I was just tellin’ my boy this ‘bout 420 the other day) you got-a list the porn star escorts. I’m serious. I love ‘em shits! Nobody has any balls to list ‘em. Everyone is anti-porn, but that’s only till they get home and slap on a Tara Patrick vid’.
Really can’t say I have a success story to mac ta everyone about, just wanted-a show my love for 420. I took a couple fine girlies out, nothin’ too-too serious. Chat-lining is another story, altogether, though. I always get plenty of numbers at the dating 420 singles. Most people on my chat list, I talk to in the real world. Speakin’ of chat, it’s about that time to start kickin’ it wit’ the ladies. I have my eyes on a couple-a, fine beauties. They know who they are. I’ll getcha your numbers ladies, trus’ me. I haven’t caught the love bug as of yet, but I search on an’ on an’ on an’ on, like the friggin’ energizer bunny. I look at it like this, if it’s made to happen it will. I’m too young any hoot to be worryin’ ‘bout female booty.
Far as me ratin’ ya site a “B”, if you get the xxx personals up ‘n’ runnin’, then maybe I’ll give ya a… an “A”. But if you link to the porn star escorts, then I’d defiantly give ya an “A+”.
Keep it real 420.
Billy Vegas

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